Dressed up for a big date, like Halloween day, but it was fourth of July now
Car crash with a suit case and a painted face, she was one of a kind
She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella and rollerskates in bed
He rides a Grayhound from his home town when he comes around 'cause they won't let him drive now
Mixed up as a milkshake, but make no mistake, Crash is looking like a star
You and me we're invincible together
We can be oh so tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like Ziggy, but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
Share a toothpick, trading lipstick, watching traffic her days at the diner
Holding hands, making big plans, playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner
Another local legend in his long time lucky tribe
You and me we're invincible together
We can be oh so tragical, whatever
All dressed up like Ziggy, but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
They're drunk on love as you can get
Getting high on lust and cigarettes
Livin' life with no regrets
At least they're gonna try to fly
You and me we're invincible together
We can be oh so tragical, whatever
We're Cid and Nancy
Fred and Ginger
Clyde and Bonnie
Liz and Richard
Kurt and Courtney
Becall and Bogie
Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe
Here's Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars (They're like you and me)
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
